The United Socialist States of Soviet Republics USSR is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.197 billion Soviets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth 187 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,325 Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, and homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Republics USSR's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communism.

Soviet Republics USSR is ranked 53,080^th in the world and 719^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,120.46 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.